Piers Who?

Credit: Reuters/Andrew Burton

Man: That was not five minutes just now.
Mr. Vibrating: I told you I'm not allowed to argue with you unless you've paid.
Man: I just paid.
Mr. Vibrating: No you haven't.
Man: Yes I have.
Mr. Vibrating: No you haven't.
Man: Look, I don't want to argue about this.
Mr. Vibrating: Well you didn't pay.
Man: Aha! If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? See, I've got you.
Mr. Vibrating: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
Man: I've had enough of this.
Mr. Vibrating: No you haven't.

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For some strange reason people want to deport Piers Morgan. I would hate to see him go because I think he brings Monty Python back to life.
He is certainly a reminder that a British accent is not necessarily a sign of intelligent life. I will admit that the sound of his voice is far more pleasant than the sound of Ted Turner's voice.

There is no word yet from his twelve viewers if they will leave with Piers if he is deported.

And now for something completely different.

 

Man: That was not five minutes just now.

Mr. Vibrating: I told you I'm not allowed to argue with you unless you've paid.

Man: I just paid.

Mr. Vibrating: No you haven't.

Man: Yes I have.

Mr. Vibrating: No you haven't.

Man: Look, I don't want to argue about this.

Mr. Vibrating: Well you didn't pay.

Man: Aha! If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? See, I've got you.

Mr. Vibrating: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.

Man: I've had enough of this.

Mr. Vibrating: No you haven't.

Courtesy of Monty Python - After all CNN could not have written this, but they are getting closer to the target.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/24/entertainment-us-piersmorgan-petition-idUSBRE8BN0M920121224