Black Friday

Anyone who is a Black Friday shopper will tell you that the photo on the left was not of the police dealing with unruly shoppers on Black Friday.

 The avid shopper will be quick to point out that it is a police officer in the photo using pepper spray. On Black Friday it is your fellow shoppers that use pepper spray to clear a path to that must have item.

 To prepare for that Black Friday shopping experience I suggest you visit your nearest law enforcement supply store, or your closest Army and Navy Surplus store. Please dress appropriately and leave the kiddies at home.

 The photo on the right depicts what the well dressed and well prepared shopper should wear on Black Friday. Formal, yet functional, and of course dressing in black always gives one a slimmer appearance.

 Thanksgiving with the family is overrated for shoppers. Nothing prepares one for Christmas like spending Thanksgiving Day with thousands of complete strangers, throwing elbows and getting that feeling of accomplishment one gets from getting a bargain, or snatching a bargain out of someone’s hands. After all it is survival of the fittest and fastest.

 Thanksgiving with the family is overrated for retail employees. After all it is probably the only day of the year that they will get an eight hour shift. Many retail employees are lucky if they are getting eight hours of work per week. I know one who is getting one four hour shift every two weeks.

 Christmas Day will be the next holiday to disappear. I suppose the upside will be that a retail employee will get two eight hour shifts within a twelve month period.

 Someone save me a slice of Thanksgiving pizza.



Colorado Where The Living Is Easy, And The Women Are Too

These ads are not parodies. "The ads were commissioned by Colorado Consumer Health Initiative and ProgressNow Colorado Education, targeting younger generations to join the Affordable Care Act's healthcare exchanges." - CNA

Truck rental companies have announced that they have a shortage of small trucks and trailers due to a large number of one way rentals heading for the State of Colorado.

Hundreds of thousands of twenty something males, some of whom have not been seen since graduating from high school are emerging from their parents basements and are heading to Colorado.

Pizza delivery drivers and video game rental companies outside Colorado have been financially devastated. There is also a glut of homes with basements for sale outside of Colorado, although the U.S. Postal Service has expressed concern that parents that have sold these homes have not been filing change of address forms.

http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/colorado-obamacare-ad-criticized-even-by-planned-parenthood/