Hon. Douglas H. Shulman
Commissioner
Internal Revenue Service
Room 3000 IR
1111 Constitution Avenue, N.W.
Dear Comrade Shulman:
It has come to our attention that people have formed organizations that are promoting dangerous ideas. Ideas that the people have the right to assemble, and to express political ideas that disagree with us, their political masters,...oops we meant elected leaders, you get the idea. What is more these people are actually receiving donations to help spread their message, tax deductible donations.
This nonsense must stop. The next thing you know they will be reading books, and worst of all actually reading the Bill of Rights, The Declaration of Independence, and the U.S. Constitution. You must put a stop to this before enough people start to believe that some of us should be removed from office. Pandering to special interests is hard work and we have worked very hard if you know what we mean to stay in office.
Signed: A Concerned Group of U.S. Senators.
P.S. Some of us and our staffers would like you to slow down on the collection letters concerning our unpaid taxes.
