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Saturday, March 16, 2013

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

Warner Bros. Claims Tolkien Estate Breached 'Hobbit' Contract (Exclusive)

"The studio alleges that repudiation of online game rights not only cost it millions of dollars but also decreased exposure for "Hobbit" films."

"Warner Bros. is going after the estate of author J.R.R. Tolkien hard in litigation over online slot machines and games tied to the lucrative Lord of the Rings and Hobbit properties." - from the Hollywood Reporter

The One Ring in Hollywood is the ring of the cash register. Who knew that all Sauron really needed was a lawyer. He should have filed a lawsuit demanding that Frodo return the ring and we would be left with hundreds of pages of legal briefs to ponder. Sauron was a piker compared to a lawyer when it comes to torment and despair.

Perhaps JRR Tolkein should have changed his poem;

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Vegas where the Casinos lie.
"Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."


http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/warner-bros-claims-tolkien-estate-428390

Thursday, March 7, 2013

New York City's Most Not Wanted Poster

The NYC Most Not Wanted Toddler Poster
The government of New York City is on the hunt for terrorists, tiny terrorists. Not Wanted posters have been displayed in subways and bus shelters.

Mayor Bloomberg has come to the conclusion that Planned Parenthood is losing the the fight on toddler terror. Abortion doctors are suffering from PTSD, Post Toddler Survivor Disorder.

These doctors have done their best to stem the tide. They have fought the good fight. In New York state 33 percent of all pregnancies end in abortion, in New York City it's 40 percent, and as high as 70 percent in some communities. These doctors are tired, New Yorkers they need your help.

Mayor Bloomberg Not Wanted posters are not enough. It is time to remove 32 ounce tippy cups from store shelves.  It is time for you to go to the President and request drones. We must have drones flying over every playground, school, and park. New Yorkers have suffered enough from these tiny menaces.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/planned-parenthood-nyc-teen-pregnancy-psa-bloomberg-182816020.html

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Hey Your Golf Instructor Is On The Phone


Don't worry I'm not using a ball
Like all week-end golfers I have played the occasional round of golf that brings you back to the course with delusions of grandeur only to be humbled before making the turn to complete the back nine.

I remember taking lessons and at the end of my final lesson my golf instructor said to me, stay off the course for two weeks, and then quit. If that wasn't enough he also advised me not to use my name and golf in the same sentence.

Then one day on the course I had an epiphany. My problem was that I was using a golf ball from tee to green. I stepped onto the next tee sans golf ball and hit a magnificent drive. I watched the imaginary ball turn from right to left and found myself twenty five yards from the green. I played my second shot and my imaginary ball with imaginary side spin came to rest two inches from the cup.

My problem all along had been those silly rules of the game that said I must use a golf ball. Every round is now a joy, and yes I know that you are going to say that I'm not really playing golf. I don't care, it's my happiness that matters, not some silly rule that states that a ball is part of the game. If I say it is golf it is golf.

Paul Elie, a senior fellow in the Berkley Center for Religion, Peace and World Affairs at Georgetown wrote an op-ed piece for the New York Times titled Give Up Your Pew for Lent.

"At 8 p.m. last night in Vatican City, Benedict XVI resigned the papacy. Now American Catholics should consider resigning too."

"The conventional wisdom has it that Benedict’s resignation sharply reduced the aura of the papal office, showed a tender realism about old age, and made clear that even ancient Catholic practices could be changed. That is all true, but the event’s significance is more visceral than that. It has caught the mood of the church, especially in North America."

"So if the pope can resign, we can, too. We should give up Catholicism en masse, if only for a time."

Pope Benedict XVI has decided that he can no longer carry out the duties of his office, but he is not leaving the Church. If Mr. Elie decided for whatever reason he could no longer carry out the duties of a senior fellow at Georgetown and tendered his resignation he would still belong to the Church.

"In traditional parlance, Benedict’s resignation leaves the Chair of St. Peter “vacant.” So I propose that American Catholics vacate the pews this weekend.
We should seize this opportunity to ask what is true in our faith, what it costs us in obfuscation and moral compromise, and what its telos, or end purpose, really is. And we should explore other religious traditions, which we understand poorly." 
 
Rather than vacate the pews Catholics who are struggling with their faith might want to spend more time in the pews. Mr. Elie who teaches and lectures at a Jesuit university should take another look at The Spiritual Exercises of St. Ignatius.
 
The Church does not ask us to compromise our morals. There are of course sinners in the Church, but Mr. Elie might be forgetting that human beings sin, whether they are Catholic, Jewish, Quaker, Moslem, or Protestant.
 
I would suggest that Mr. Elie read the book Goodbye, Good Men. When one speaks of moral compromise and obfuscation this book makes it very clear what moral compromise and obfuscation has cost the Catholic Church.
 
The Catholic Church is still the Church Militant, not the Church Triumphant, and there are orthodox Catholics that do not understand this distinction, as well as those that are on the road to heresy. As far as the end purpose of the Church, it is to unite as many human beings as possible with God and Jesus Christ in eternity.
 
"A temporary resignation would be a fitting Lenten observance. It would help believers to purify and deepen our faith in the light of our neighbors’ — “to examine our own religious notions, to sound them for genuineness,” as the American writer Flannery O’Connor put it. It would let us begin to figure out what in Catholicism we can take and what we can and ought to leave."
 
Catholics who are struggling with their faith, who have doubts would be better off reading Mother Theresa. Mother Theresa labored on in spite of doubt, or what one could call the dark night of the soul. Mother Theresa may not be very popular at so called Catholic institutions because her stand on abortion is probably too uncomfortable for many of the seekers of spiritual enlightenment. After all it is all about me, and what makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
 
One can remove the crucifix from classrooms for fear of offending a non-Catholic, or they can remove them from the sight of Catholics who need to forget that there is more to life than the warm fuzzies. I'll give Georgetown the benefit of the doubt, perhaps they were removed from classrooms in the hope that Christ would not have to witness what goes on at Georgetown.
 
Catholicism is like playing golf with a golf ball. There are times when the game is easy, and there are times when the game is a struggle. Sometimes I am a good golfer, and sometimes I am a poor golfer. When you play golf and hit a bad shot you should always remember, you held the club and it was your swing when you played the shot. The one thing I know that will not help my game is a Unitarian golf instructor. 








http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/01/opinion/if-the-pope-can-quit-catholics-can-too.html?_r=1&